Please Pass the Enthusiasm

I like everyone else's blog better than mine.  I don't have much to say these days, but you guys do and you crack me up.  I'm not going post as much anymore....only when something truly rouses an emotional reaction in me.   I'm going to stick with posting smartass comments on your posts.

Still, I cannot find it in my heart to let go of Twilight SagaPalooza so I've decided that I need to look at the positive side of things instead of the negative.  It is a stretch for me, being the consummate pessimist, but I'm going to try. These are some things I'm looking forward to in the near future that are keeping the Twilight SagaPalooza dream alive:

Eclipse:  The Saga Mafia is going to see the movie on July 4th at 10 am.  I know....wild and crazy plans huh?  Well, none of us like crowds or teenagers and we ALL love breakfast.  There is a distinct possibility that I am more excited about eating at Cracker Barrel before the movie than the actual movie.  I will be posting the details.  Count on it.

"Excuse me waitress.  Can I substitute extra bacon for the orange slice?" 

Forks:  The Saga Mafia is going to the Pacific Northwest in the summer of 2011.   We'll be visiting Seattle and Portland with a little side trip to Forks.  Lizardstew and I have been planning this trip for a long time, even before I heard about the Twitarded "FFFOOORRRKKKSSS" extravaganza.   I'm so psyched to go with my girls because frankly, the Twitarded trip would scare the shit out of me.  I know....I have issues.  Anyway, The Saga Mafia always has such a great time together getting totally hammered and acting like imbeciles, but I'm sure no one in Forks will notice our shenanigans, having previously lived through the Twitarded invasion.  I don't think anything will phase the fine people of Forks after that.  Expect an extensive post detailing our trip.

Breaking Dawn (Part 1 & 2):  I am quite positive I will have A LOT to say about that.

Ok.  So Twilight SagaPalooza will probably be around until 2012, but I don't plan on posting unless something really pisses me off or makes me laugh or confuses me or makes me want to jump RPatz bones.  I think the rest of the Saga Mafia feels the same way.  We all still love Twilight but these days....we're just sorta.....meh.

Cop a Feel and Play DML

Are you ready to get drunk and do something you might regret?  

Meet me at http://drunkmadlibs.blogspot.com/ tonight at 6:30 Pacific 8:30 Central 9:30 Eastern time to play Drunk Mad Libs.

You just might get felt up by a vampire.

Boobies!

Is Ryan Seacrest to cool for Eclipse?

So as you all may know, E! Online is streaming the LA Eclipse premiere on Thursday night.

The only burning question that I have is: Will Seacrest be there? I can't wait to see her*! Or will she be too cool to show?

*her= I must honor my idol, Miss Kathy Griffin*

"Oh CC, I have loved RPatz since I was in 8th grade"- Seacrest

I will be watching. This guy? Who knows....

"I am too cool for anything, but my Honda"- Douchebag

Come back Mox! We miss you :(

Its been 4 days and I can't go on... I need my Mox!

Many of you may already know. Mox is at the Ranch this week and it out of touch with the Mafia thanks to her lame parents. She will return this weekend and I for one cannot wait!

Saga nation cannot wait until Mox comes back, we need her sarcasm! CC and other Mafia members just can't do what she does.

We're not worthy!

Vampires vs. Werewolves reflected in hair and abs?

RPatz on TLau:

"I want to have better hair than him. I want to have a better six-pack," the "Eclipse" star (out June 30) joked to Jenna Bush Hager on the TODAY show Monday. "No, he's great. I've been close with him throughout the whole series."

So saga nation- does RPatz beat out TLau on abs? hair? or both?

Drunk Mad Libs - Tag, Starlit Violets is it!

If you haven't heard DML has it's own website you've either been living under a rock or you've been in Hawaii for a week (LizardStew and Copa Shoe Girl).

Tonight is Starlit Violets debut as Drunk Mad Libs host.  Please go easy on her.  

Now that I have help I don't want your drunk asses scaring them off.

Join the crew at 6:30 Pacific 8:30 Central 9:30 Eastern time HERE! 

http://drunkmadlibs.blogspot.com/

Read the directions because Starlit Violets has a theme!

Question this, biotch!

According to urban dictionary a biotch is defined as:

1. (noun) a woman of unsavory character traits pertaining to negative or even beligerant attitude (ie. a pain in the ass or a moody bitch) 2. (noun) a man who's abilities/character/mindset/emotional responses is atypical of that which is generally associated with being a man (ie. acting like a girl, wimp or homosexual) 3. (noun) a non-offensive colloquialism meant to reference to a girl or a woman with whom the speaker is associated in some way Alternate spellings: beyatch biyatch beyotch biyotch Synonyms: biznatch bleyatch bitch pussy wimp boo shorty

I run with a bunch of biotches according to Demonpurr's momma. Many of the biotches are Mafia members. And if I must say so myself, we are a bunch of biznatchs, but are one hell of a good time (can I direct you towards the post "Ms. P at the Ranch"?).

According to this people.com article, you can ask Stewy, who I would not consider a biotch (not cool enough), a question. Oh man, here is what I would ask:

(1) Do you realize people are offended when others refer to you as an "actress"? (Let's face it, she is not getting an Oscar anytime soon people)

(2) Do you really think that your hair looks good? (me-hell no!)

(3) Come on, you really want us to believe that you are "sorry" for the rape comment in referring to red carpet appearances? (don't buy it- this was her publicist all the way)

(4) Do you smoke weed because it is cool or do you need to keep up your perceived "baby goth" image? (I think that she needs it to function, much like CC's younger brother)

(5) Don't you know that no one does "cold and dead inside" like MMoxie? (ummmm...this is obviously a yes)

(6) Can I punch you in the face? (pleeeeeze? Pretty please?)

What questions would you ask Stewy?

They Do Look Rather Juicy

"Save some for me."

Yep - Still Hot

GQ out takes.  WOW!

You can thank me after you've had a moment to collect yourself.

Found um at Twilog

Private Eyes or Bad Ass Cops?

I think MTV channeled some old school Hall & Oates for their Bad Ass Cops "joke" (I think it was supposed to be funny) on the Movie Awards last night.

Seriously.....TLau looks EXACTLY like John Oates with the mustache. 

You Know You Want To

DML - Under Construction

Ok...I know.....I've been seriously neglecting DML.  My Friday night social calendar has picked up and to be honest, sometimes I just don't feel like doing it.  It's become a bit of a burden and a few people have noticed and thank god, help is on the way!  Not only has 17ForeverLisa from 17 Forever , Dangrdafne from Dangrdafne Days of Delirium  and StarlitViolets from Violet Delights volunteered to run Drunk Mad Libs, they are setting up a blog site DEDICATED to Drunk Mad Libs!  You have no idea how much I appreciate you guys for doing this.

Wow.  That is gay.

The site isn't ready yet so I'm not posting the link, but hopefully, by next Friday it will be up and running and AWESOME.  I have no doubt it'll be bigger and better since I have very little to do with any of the actual work.  Because I'm a lazy bitch and because several people will be absent, we will not be hosting DML tonight....AGAIN.....STFU.

"OH boy OH boy a new blog for Drunk Mad Libs.  I can't wait to see what sick, twisted and disgusting things you gals come up with!  hmmmm.....Why does my beanie smell like tuna and marijuana?"

If you're looking for something else to do tonight, meet me at Twitarded at 9:30 Eastern Time to watch New Moon.  If it's anything like the Twilight viewing, it'll be chaotic, kinda stupid and 100% fun.  I recommend getting hammered first.  Then again, I recommend getting hammered before attempting any Friday night activity.  Musing Bella at Cheaper than Therapy has lots of tasty recipes for adult beverages at her blog.

WFE and LPs

This movie keeps looking better and BETTER!  

Thanks Mrs. P from TwiBite for sending me the picture.  

Maybe he'll fall in love with his little people co-stars and do a guest spot on Little People Big World. 

I bet Amy Roloff would be all over his tip.

Should Stewy take advice from Nell????

"Chicka, chicka, chickabee. T'ee an me an t'ee an me. Ressa, ressa, ressa me, chicka, chickabee."
(She was nominated for an Oscar for this shit???)

From people.com:

Two-time Academy Award winner Jodie Foster knows what it takes to make it as a young actress in Hollywood. Luckily for Twilight star Kristen Stewart, the elder actress is there for her with valuable words of wisdom. So what advice does Foster, 47, have for Stewart? "Just about how to not go crazy," Foster, who costarred with Stewart in 2002’s Panic Room, told PEOPLE at the New York Women in Film & Television’s Designing Women Awards last week. "And [how to] be a young actor who wants to have a long career."

Oh really Jodi? Not go crazy??? I would LOVE to see Stewy go crazy, then she might actually have talent coming through in her acting.

What she needs is to take advice from this Nell posthumously (whoa, big word for a mafia member!):

"I'm eating clean, lean, and healthy. After all, you are what you eat. Another helping of jackass, Stewy?"

R.I.P. Nell Carter. You were awesome in Gimme a Break.

Stay Filthy Pony Boy

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