Damn you Musing Bella!

Musing Bella from Cheaper Than Therapy tagged me to answer some deeply probing questions, so now I have to actually post something new at Twilight Sagapalooza.  *sigh* it was a nice long nap, but here goes...

1) What was your favorite subject in school, and why?

I listened to The Smiths, wore all black and practiced looking morose.  I had no favorite subjects.

2) Do you have any daily rituals, and what are they?

I poop almost every day, unless I consume a lot of cheese.

3) Do you prefer beer, wine, or hard alcohol (or none of the above)?

Beer is gross and gives me the lava.  I'm trying to acquire a taste for wine.  I enjoy vodka mixed with Diet Coke.

4) What is the very first thing you would do if you won a million dollars?

I'd build a chocolate house.

5) If you could live one fan fic story (as any character), what would it be?

Laura Ingalls Wilder; Diary of a Dominatrix 

6) What is something you're looking forward to in the next six months?

Little people.

7) Have you ever slapped someone for real? And if so, why?

I slapped my best friend Crystal in sixth grade for being a twat.  She cried and went home.

I slapped my exboyfriend (who was my boyfriend at the time) for being a twat.  He didn't cry or go home.

I slapped my exhusband (who was my husband at the time) for cheating on me.  He didn't cry until he had to pay child support.

8) What is your favorite Halloween candy? 


Bit-O-Honey baby!  It's the only time of year I get them.  (Don't Google Bit-O-Honey.....you'll get strippers)

I'm not going to tag anyone else because I think everyone I know has already been tagged, not to mention I have no clever questions to ask.