Question this, biotch!

According to urban dictionary a biotch is defined as:

1. (noun) a woman of unsavory character traits pertaining to negative or even beligerant attitude (ie. a pain in the ass or a moody bitch) 2. (noun) a man who's abilities/character/mindset/emotional responses is atypical of that which is generally associated with being a man (ie. acting like a girl, wimp or homosexual) 3. (noun) a non-offensive colloquialism meant to reference to a girl or a woman with whom the speaker is associated in some way Alternate spellings: beyatch biyatch beyotch biyotch Synonyms: biznatch bleyatch bitch pussy wimp boo shorty

I run with a bunch of biotches according to Demonpurr's momma. Many of the biotches are Mafia members. And if I must say so myself, we are a bunch of biznatchs, but are one hell of a good time (can I direct you towards the post "Ms. P at the Ranch"?).

According to this people.com article, you can ask Stewy, who I would not consider a biotch (not cool enough), a question. Oh man, here is what I would ask:

(1) Do you realize people are offended when others refer to you as an "actress"? (Let's face it, she is not getting an Oscar anytime soon people)

(2) Do you really think that your hair looks good? (me-hell no!)

(3) Come on, you really want us to believe that you are "sorry" for the rape comment in referring to red carpet appearances? (don't buy it- this was her publicist all the way)

(4) Do you smoke weed because it is cool or do you need to keep up your perceived "baby goth" image? (I think that she needs it to function, much like CC's younger brother)

(5) Don't you know that no one does "cold and dead inside" like MMoxie? (ummmm...this is obviously a yes)

(6) Can I punch you in the face? (pleeeeeze? Pretty please?)

What questions would you ask Stewy?