Kellan Lutz in his Calvins
Yes, hello package, nice to meet you.
Don't be shy!
Yes, hello package, nice to meet you.
Don't be shy!
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31 comments:
Sorry, he does nothing for me. I don't now why but I get the feeling there are skid marks in those Calvins.
Mmmm - I think he looks yummy!
Absolutely no skid marks! Plus I think he manscapes.
Definitely manscapes! I like a little treasure trail. Maybe he's COMPLETELY hairless. creepy
There is something wrong with Mox. That's delicious.
At least Seth Meyers isn't on my Laminated List!
He's not on mine either...
Listen bitches.
That's right I said bitches.
I am entitled to whoever I want on my laminated list, if he doesn't do it for you, that just means MORE FOR ME.
(sticks tongue out)
Um...excuse me. I don't recall saying anything derrogatory about who you have on your list. I was just plainly stating to Mox that he wasn't on my list either...so I wasn't sure why she was even bringing that up in what seemed like some sort of "so there" to me. She has a little misplaced anger, I think.
I take back my bitches, and sticking my tongue out at you LS.
That is now reserved for Mox.
I said that because I'm not the one with "something wrong with her". Anyway, i was just teasing. Sheesh so sensitive! Oh, and you know I think Seth Meyers looks like a certain someone's exhusband.
I have no idea what you're referring to, Mox... :P
I think it was clear why you said that...and you're not really getting very far if you want CSG to stop sticking her tongue out at you.
And yeah...he does kind of look like "a certain someone's ex-husband." Along with Elliott Yamin.
HA! Elliott Yamin
I'm not ascared of CSG!
Since I have never met "a certain someone's ex-husband" Seth remains untarnished.
*snorts* You guys are so funny. I think Kellan looks hot in these pics, and I'm not a Kellan fan.
@HG - I love hanging out here. These girl feel like my people. LOL!
I think Kellan looks awesome in these pics, and I think he would be a blast to hang out with in a big brother sort of way. I swear to God that before I fell in fucking lust with a skinny, scruffy Brit, I would have licked him from head to toe. But now Rob is my standard and nothing else does it for me. I shudder at all those freakish manips that people do with Rob's face on buffed out bodies. It's not how I fantasize about him at all. The ones that I post on my Manip Monday or Wet Wednesday posts always feature him in a more appropriate body type. Geez. I digress. You asked about Kellan and there I go again about Rob. I am working on my Wet Wednesday post, so I definitely have him on my mind ;)
Ok, this is what I meant on my "laminated list" post when I said I just appreciate men. Men of all shapes and sizes. Rob is hot. And in these photos, Kellan is hot. Mmmmm mmmmmm good.
@LS - do you like Little People men? I sorta have a crush on Peter Dinklage. Not sexually, I just like him.
I don't know who that is!!! Ok, I just Googled him. Yeah...he's freaking hilarious. I "appreciate" him, just in a different way.
Ok, Ladies...just found this tasty little morsel:
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b165372_kellan_lutzs_underwear_ad_campaign.html
Calvin should have recruited Jake Gyllenhaal back in the Jar Head days. DAYUM his body was HOT. I know Kellan is ripped but he's just too beefy for me, and his face is just...eh.
@mmMoxie - Dayum, indeed!!! Do you think you will go and see him in the Prince of Persia?
LMFAO!! My husband just came in to see what I was doing and he recognized the Twilight SagaPalooza banner. He said, "Do you want me to pour you a glass of wine?" LOL!!!!!!!!!! Hell, yeah. Cheers!
@Lisa - that is friggin' hysterical! Sounds like you have him trained! :)
@Lisa - HAHAHA! Tell "Hot Pants" I said hi :)
I doubt I'll see Prince of Persia. He's way too beefy in that for me. Well, maybe I'll netflix it.....after all, it's still Jake Gyllenhaal! (that rhymed)
@Sweet Buns - He clearly associates your site with me getting drunk and him getting lucky. Just sayin'.
@mmMoxie - I did. He laughed! Yes, Jake does look beefy in that one, and I liked your rhyme! I hope that he grew his hair out for it and it's not hair extensions. I will def be seeing it on the big screen, though :)
@ Lisa - your husband is awesome, sorry I mean Hot Pants is awesome LOL
I can appreciate these pictures of Kellan :)
well I waaaasss lovin' it til I got to mmMoxie's comment. She just totally ruined it for me. It is okay...I'm kinda laughing over it. Just don't photoshop him holding a bottle of bleach or I'll never,ever be able to look at his CK ads again without laughing hysterically, okay?
@Twifiltered brain - my family doesn't call me "The Fun Ruiner" for nuthin!
@Fun Ruiner--I'm kinda glad I didn't submit my laminated list--I'd hate to think you mar those fantasies of mine!
@LS--RE the Laminated list--I have loved Ian since he was on that show Young Americans. I think it was a Dawson spinoff. Rent it if you've never seen! It only lasted one season but Ian was the best part of the show. His character thought he might be gay because he was attracted to a boy who was really a girl that was pretending to be a boy--she kinda looked the way KStew did in panic room.
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